by JMel

Saturday, July the 14th

THRACKADOOM will be holding auditions for the Southern Gothic Vamsploitation film Carbon-Based Blues in Birmingham on Saturday July the 14th at Theater Downtown/5th Avenue Antiques, located at 2410 5th Avenue South from 11:00 A.M. Until 3:00 P.M.

Carbon-Based Blues is a Action Horror Comedy with a large cast of characters, some of which are listed below.

It is also violent and full of salty language, so ages 19 and older only, please…


Come prepared for cold reading and possibly Jenga


We are still accepting resumes and head shots via Any questions can be asked there, as well.

You can also find us on Facebook.

Thank you, and good luck!


JEFFREY L. (Age Range 30-40) Jeffrey is a laid back, yet somewhat frustrated vampire that works the 3rd shit floor manager position at the Shop and Buy grocery store. He knows that he’s meant for more in life- he just has no idea what it is.


BOSKO (Age Range mid 20s to Mid 30s) Bosko is Jeffrey’s care free, pica having, somewhat insane best friend. He’s fidgety and possibly insane, but loyal and sweet. Everyone loves him… well, almost everyone.


JOSIE SMOKEWAGON (Age Range Late 30s to Late 40s) The youngest member but leader of the Smokewagon clan, Josie is the security guard for the night shift at the Shop and Buy. She has quick temper, a foul mouth, and HATES vampires with a seething passion that’s slowly destroying her.


LIBERTY and SHANE SMOKEWAGON (Age Range Late 30s to late 40s) The very definition of “good ol’ boys”, the Smokewagon bothers hate vampires as much as their sister Josie, though they may not be as vocal about it. They have basically become the muscle in Josies campaign to eradicate the blood-sucking menace.


CRICKET (Age Range 19- Early 20s)Since Cricket’s birth, she has been trained to serve her vampire master, Jeffrey L. She is young, beautiful but quiet and quite dangerous.


NIGHT MANAGER BOSLEY (Age Range Early to late 40s) Bosley is the 3rd shift manager of the Shop and Buy. He is a jovial bear of a man that spends most of his time either napping or refereeing fights between Josie and Jeffrey. When necessary, though, he is a surgeon with a Modified Winchester rifle…